You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
ttyl tear gas
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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