Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
These tits shall not be calmed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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