hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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