Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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