Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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