No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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