he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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