He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it's great music for shaving your balls
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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