so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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