doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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