google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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