did you get engaged???
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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