He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
