You can't special order awesome
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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