Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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