i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have already put on my inside pants.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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