my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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