its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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