I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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