So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I love you.
Bad choice
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