My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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