i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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