what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's Friday. Sex?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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