I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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