DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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