i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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