Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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