Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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