I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
