Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
