You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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