Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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