Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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