Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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