Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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