He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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