went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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