The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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