I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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