is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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