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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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