whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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