You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
