Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
