Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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