Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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