I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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