In the future we'll all be gay
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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