wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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