i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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